Group Love

The other day I responded to an ad advertising some no-strings-attached sex. The author claims to be a virgin, and what can I say, I have some 'teacher' fantasies. Not roleplaying a teacher, but being the older, more experienced guide for someone who wants to learn. I'm experienced, understanding, and non-judgmental, so I figure I'm a good candidate. The response I got sort of surprised me -- I was invited to participate in a threesome with the advertiser's brother and female best friend.

Now, the threesome thing isn't shocking to me. Once you learn a bit more about me, you will find that very little shocks me, particularly in the sexual world. I love new experiences and I have probably tried more things than I haven't. It's simply that in replying to this particular ad, this was the last thing I expected.

So let's talk about the old menage-a-trois. I have done the threesome thing. Twice, in fact, with a heterosexual couple. The two of them were in their early 20's, had been dating for several months, and possessed both curiosity and a healthy sexual appetite. The guy, E, had a voracious libido and a rather sexually dominant personality, both of which really turned me on. The girl, A, was shy and much harder to figure out. They both were attractive, so no issue there. After meeting, having dinner, and playing an ice-breaking game of Twister (fully-clothed, alas), we dimmed the lights and got down to business.

E was probably the best male fuck I've ever had. A, on the other hand, either was too shy or not into it enough. She obviously enjoyed what E did to her, but when it came to me, she clammed up. I went down on her the first time for 45 minutes, and got absolutely no response. No moans, no squirming, I don't even remember any heavy breathing. I'm not the kind of person who likes to do anything, much less sex, in a vacuum, so after trying my hardest to elicit some sort of reaction from A, I finally gave up. The next time we all met, and frankly I was a little surprised there was a second time, given what I'd perceived to be A's dislike or discomfort of the situation, E pulled me aside and asked, "Can you tell me what you did when you went down on A? She's never gotten off that way and she was really close to coming."

My reaction after blinking at him in disbelief, "She was??" Hard to believe, considering I might as well have been licking a refrigerator, for all the response I got.

Maybe things would have been different if there had been a warmer response from A in general. In between the threesomes, I got together to hang out with E, who had gotten poison oak on his penis, from having sex with A on a hike in the middle of the woods. Kinda funny, but poor guy. And he was such a horndog that he wasn't able to stop jerking off, so healing was much slower than normal. We ended up masturbating together, but didn't go any farther due to his promise to A that he wouldn't touch me.

The second threesome was good, but thanks only to E. He was just so hot and we were totally sexually compatible. And coming from a girl who vastly prefers women over men, that's saying a lot. He liked to fuck hard and rough, liked giving orders and directing activities, talking really dirty, and he was very passionately sexual. But A just so wasn't into it, and I could tell she had some issues with me. I don't know if she was jealous when it was my turn or what, but I just got the vibe from her that these occurrences would be ending shortly. And sure enough, not long after the second time, E called me to say that A didn't feel comfortable with things continuing. Not a surprise, and as I had no ulterior designs on either of them, it was fine with me.

After that, I said to myself that I'd tried it and probably wouldn't do it again. Though... I've always wanted to do an all-chick threesome, but with my luck lately, I'm not holding my breath. It just wasn't as satisfying to me as one-on-one sex is. I don't know whether it was the circumstances, A's reluctance or shyness, or that I simply prefer having the focus be solely on me and one other person.

I was originally considering saying yes to this newly proposed threesome. For one, I haven't had sex in a few months and I'm horny as hell. Plus, I have a new sex blog and it certainly would make for interesting fodder. But the more I think about it, I just don't think I want to.